Barbara Jennnings

Doctors find dildo lost 45 years ago inside woman’s uterus after she complains about stomach aches

Doctors find dildo lost 45 years ago inside woman’s uterus after she complains about stomach aches

Hartford, Connecticut | Doctors of Saint Francis Hospital & Medical Center had quite a surprise when they x-rayed a woman consulting for acute stomach pain and realized she had a sex toy stuck in her uterus since the 1970s. 71-year old Thelma Jennings presented herself at the hospital last weekend saying she suffered from unbearable […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens. 73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Man who had woman’s brain transplanted has five car crashes in two weeks

Man who had woman’s brain transplanted has five car crashes in two weeks

A man who had his own brain replaced by a woman’s brain in September during a groundbreaking medical procedure had five car accidents in less than two weeks since he was released from the hospital. 53-year old Phil Robertson from Scranton in Pennsylvania was miraculously saved from a brain cancer a few months ago by […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Man lost 200 pounds in six month by drinking menstrual blood

Man lost 200 pounds in six month by drinking menstrual blood

A man who began drinking his wife’s menstrual blood in an effort to lose weight has lost over 225 pounds in six months thanks to his unusual diet. 38-year old Martin Sanders from Milwaukee in Wisconsin, weighted over 400-lbs a few months ago when he decided to try a new diet of his own design. […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Drunk driver accused of swallowing breathalyzer to avoid arrest

Drunk driver accused of swallowing breathalyzer to avoid arrest

An Ohio man who was arrested for driving while under the influence of alcohol last night found a rather original way to beat the breathalyzer: he swallowed it! According to the Cleveland Police Department, 44-year George Murphy was controlled by patrollers around midnight while he was driving his 2009 Ford Explorer. The officers reported he had […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Vegan lion tamer arrested for feeding his animals only carrots

Vegan lion tamer arrested for feeding his animals only carrots

A lion tamer associated with the New Orleans Grand Circus was arrested this morning on charges of animal cruelty for feeding the animal under his care exclusively a vegan carrot-based mixture. An investigation was opened by the FBI last month after 42-year old Darrell Johnson posted videos online where he presented his unique “vegan lion feed recipe”. […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Woman grows 42-ZZ breasts thanks to sperm drinking diet

Woman grows 42-ZZ breasts thanks to sperm drinking diet

A Californian woman with breasts weighing more than 30-lbs each claims that her secret is drinking a pint of sperm per day. 27-year old Jesabelle Monroe claims she has been drinking semen every day for the last ten years, and that her chest has never stopped growing, even after puberty. She is convinced that her […]

 Barbara Jennnings

500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it

500-lbs woman kills world’s oldest tortoise by accidentally sitting on it

A woman was arrested this morning on the Atlantic island of Saint Helena for accidentally causing the death of the oldest known animal in the world, a 185-year old tortoise named Jonathan. The famous Seychelles giant tortoise lived on the grounds of Plantation House, the official residence of the island’s Governor, and belonged to the government of […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Doctor gets arm stuck for 8 hours in patient’s anus during prostate exam

Doctor gets arm stuck for 8 hours in patient’s anus during prostate exam

A Florida hospital is facing a multimillion-dollar lawsuit after one of his doctors negligently got his hand stuck in a patient’s rectal cavity for several hours after a prostate exam. 51-year old Ronald Walters presented himself last week at the Orlando Regional Medical Center for a routine exam designed to detect prostate cancer. Unfortunately, the […]

 Barbara Jennnings

Man who suffered heart attack after eating 21 burritos in a row sues Taco Bell for $4M

Man who suffered heart attack after eating 21 burritos in a row sues Taco Bell for $4M

A man from Pasadena has launched a multimillion-dollar lawsuit this morning against the American fast food chain Taco Bell, whom he blames for causing a heart attack that almost killed him. Eric James Johnson suffered a severe heart attack on February 16 while he was eating at a Taco Bell restaurant. The man crumbled on the […]

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