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 Bob Flanagan

Florida nursing home shut down by FDA for feeding elders with dog food

Florida nursing home shut down by FDA for feeding elders with dog food

A Florida nursing home has been shut down after the Food and Drug Administration found no less than 2,5 tons of expired animal food during an inspection of the facility. Fort Myers police seized over one hundred and twenty 52-lb bags of dog food in the basement of the Mariposa Nursing Center after families of the […]

 Bob Flanagan

Chinese lunar rover finds no evidence of American Moon landings

Chinese lunar rover finds no evidence of American Moon landings

Beijing | Top officials of the Chinese Space Program have come out this week and expressed their skepticism that the American Moon landings ever happened, reports the Beijing Daily Express. More than 2,000 high-ranking officials of the Chinese Communist Party have signed a petition this week asking explanations from the American government concerning the American […]

 Bob Flanagan

Yoga teacher hospitalized after performing blowjob on himself

Yoga teacher hospitalized after performing blowjob on himself

Malibu, CA | A California yoga teacher who performed a fellatio on himself was rushed into the Malibu Urgent Care Center this week after doctors had to surgically remove his own penis from his throat. Marvin Lewinski, 39, who was practicing a Tibetan form of Tantric yoga at the time of the incident, managed to contact 9-1-1 […]

 Bob Flanagan

Chemotherapy patient beaten up by Antifa mob after being mistaken for Neo-Nazi skinhead

Chemotherapy patient beaten up by Antifa mob after being mistaken for Neo-Nazi skinhead

A 37-year-old chemotherapy patient was savagely beaten by what he describes as an “Antifa mob” as he was escorted by his 74-year-old mother in a wheelchair out of the hospital. Derrick Johnson, 37, who has been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer had just undergone his third session of chemotherapy at the Providence Cancer Center in East […]

 Bob Flanagan

Canadians face major donut shortage after first day of cannabis legalization

Canadians face major donut shortage after first day of cannabis legalization

The legalization of marijuana in Canada had unintended consequences on several Tim Horton’s stores which were forced to close because of shortages in donuts and pastries. 17 Tim Horton’s in seven different provinces were forced to close earlier than usual for lack of staff and the shortage of donuts and pastries has reported one spokesman for […]

 Bob Flanagan

California: Pro-Choice activist proudly breaks world record by getting her 27th abortion

California: Pro-Choice activist proudly breaks world record by getting her 27th abortion

A 34-year-old Pro-Choice activist has officially broken a world record after receiving her 27th abortion. The historic operation was performed at the Sacramento Street Health Center and required Elena Travis, 34, to visit the abortion clinic three consecutive times because she was 24 weeks pregnant. Elena Travis, 34, a medical school student who hopes to […]

 Bob Flanagan

Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours. Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe […]

 Bob Flanagan

Man with rare medical condition ejaculates for first time at age 79 after successful surgery

Man with rare medical condition ejaculates for first time at age 79 after successful surgery

Amsterdam | A 79-year-old Dutchman has seen his life dramatically changed after a successful operation has allowed him to ejaculate for the first time in his life. Thomas Holt, 79, was born with a particular medical condition called male orgasmic disorder which made it impossible for him to achieve orgasm despite lengthy sexual contact or while […]

 Bob Flanagan

Grandparents sue hypnotherapist after he failed to turn their grandson into a heterosexual

Grandparents sue hypnotherapist after he failed to turn their grandson into a heterosexual

Jackson, MS | Grandparents of a Mississippi teenager are suing a hypnotherapist for $200,000 after he promised them he could turn their homosexual grandson into a heterosexual. Over a period of 18 months, Jason Gilmour, 67, and his wife Judith Gilmour, 64, sent their 14-year-old grandson to hypnotherapy sessions an average of three times per week. […]

 Bob Flanagan

Chicago man who posed as doctor performed colonoscopies, genital exams on patients

Chicago man who posed as doctor performed colonoscopies, genital exams on patients

Chicago, IL | A Chicago man who authorities say impersonated a doctor has been arrested and now faces charges of fraud and sexual assault. According to the official police report, Eduardo H. Gomez, 49, disguised himself as a doctor and performed colonoscopies and genital examinations on unsuspecting patients. Gomez apparently wore a white lab coat and […]

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