Bob Flanagan

Thailand: German tourist emasculated after putting his penis inside giant “flesh-eating” snail

Thailand: German tourist emasculated after putting his penis inside giant “flesh-eating” snail

Phuket | A German tourist is lying in critical condition at Bangkok Hospital Phuket after his genitals were mutilated from contact with a large-sized cone snail. Helmut Grolsch, 46, allegedly attempted to insert his genitals inside the shell of what doctors believe to be a cone snail, a large-sized extremely venomous predatory sea snail very […]

 Bob Flanagan

British man suffering from rare medical condition can only defecate through his mouth

British man suffering from rare medical condition can only defecate through his mouth

A Gloucester resident diagnosed with a rare medical condition claims he has lost his job and that his wife threatens to leave him since he started vomiting his own feces several weeks ago. George Hamilton, 56, was admitted at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital last week after suffering from severe constipation and vomiting what he describes as […]

 Bob Flanagan

Transsexual woman sues veterinarian for $250,000 after botched sex-change operation

Transsexual woman sues veterinarian for $250,000 after botched sex-change operation

San Diego, CA | A transsexual woman is suing a Mexican veterinarian for $250,000 after she suffered severe complications on an operating table while undergoing surgery. Chelsea Armstrong traveled to Tijuana, Mexico, last month for a male-to-female sex reassignment surgery where part of her penis and both of her testicles were surgically removed. Armstrong claims she contacted the […]

 Bob Flanagan

Allergic man rushed to hospital after girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina

Allergic man rushed to hospital after girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina

Bakersfield, CA | A Californian man is being hospitalized after his girlfriend spread peanut butter on her vagina to punish her cheating boyfriend. Jane Lee Hopkins, 21, allegedly spread peanut butter on her vagina to teach her boyfriend a lesson after suspecting him of infidelity, fully knowing he had a severe peanut allergy. Mike Hunt, […]

 Bob Flanagan

Man sues strip club where he contracted syphilis after licking dance pole

Man sues strip club where he contracted syphilis after licking dance pole

PORTLAND, OR | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against an Oregon strip club. The Oregon Herald reported Thursday that Mike Litte, 28, is seeking $500,000 in damages from the Apollo strip club. During the performance, one dancer apparently “squirted” on the dance pole, which Litte decided to […]

 Bob Flanagan

Couple stuck together for 16 hours after mistaking super glue for lubricant

Couple stuck together for 16 hours after mistaking super glue for lubricant

San Francisco, CA | A San Francisco couple was hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco’s General Hospital after mistaking an industrial adhesive with sexual lubricant. Matthew Kensworth, 39, and Jamie Loon, 37, called emergency services after realizing they were literally glued together and were unable to detach themselves from one another. One […]

 Bob Flanagan

Donald Trump bestowed honorific title by association of people with small hands

Donald Trump bestowed honorific title by association of people with small hands

Washington, D.C. | The National Organization for Rare Disorders (NORD) has bestowed President Donald Trump this week with the honorific title of Honorary Ambassador for people suffering from Acrodysostosis. Acrodysostosis is a rare genetic disorder characterized by abnormally small hands and feet with short, stubby fingers and toes that may affect all or some of the fingers […]

 Bob Flanagan

Zambian man arrested after boasting he lost 280 pounds on ‘cannibal diet’

Zambian man arrested after boasting he lost 280 pounds on ‘cannibal diet’

Kabwe | A Zambian man has been arrested by authorities after boasting on social media that he had lost 280 pounds by eating a “human meat-only” diet. Mwamba Tembo, 43, claims he was overweight until his witch doctor advised him to go on a three-month human bone broth regime. Tembo shared on social media his progressive […]

 Bob Flanagan

Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea

Man contracts flesh-eating disease after eating boyfriend’s anus while he had diarrhea

San Francisco, CA | A 28-year-old man is lying in critical condition after he contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a rare form of flesh-eating bacteria. Adam Rader, 28, was transported to UCSF Medical Center after suffering from severe pain in his mouth and throat, as well as fever, and vomiting. Rader was rapidly diagnosed by the medical staff after […]

 Bob Flanagan

Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

Hawaii: Scuba diver hospitalized after his penis gets stuck in giant clam

Pahala, HI | A scuba diver is being hospitalized at Ka’u hospital on the island of Hawaii after he inserted his penis into a giant clam while recreational diving. Sean Madison, 22, was transported to Ka’u hospital after suffering from severe breathing complications, vomiting, extreme swelling and low blood pressure. Doctors believe physical contact with […]

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