Girl Leaves Dildo On Desk When She Goes To Uni And Mum Hilariously Moves It

We all love our mums, but I think we can all agree that there are some things we just don’t want them to see.

One girl from Cambridge found out the hard way when she made her way back to uni and realised she’d emptied the contents of her bag – including a dildo – on her desk at her family home.

Knowing that her mum would inevitably go into her room to tidy up, the student sent a frantic message to her brother Chris, saying: “I need you to move something from my desk asap.”

LADbible Group/Chris
LADbible Group/Chris

She continued: “Pretty sure it’s on my desk because that’s where I emptied my bag.

“I’m sorry. It’s a dildo. I’m so sorry.

“I imagine mum’s already gone in to tidy my bed though.

“I’m a sh*t. This will be funny in a year’s time but not right now.”

Unfortunately for the girl, Chris wasn’t home until later that evening and they both knew that the dildo had probably already been found by their mum.

Chris exclusively told LADbible Group: “When she first sent the message I was pissing myself laughing because I was not going to be home until really late and I knew my mum was going to go in and tidy at some point and was obviously going to find the dildo, I just couldn’t stop laughing.

LADbible Group/Chris
LADbible Group/Chris

Just as the pair imagined, once Chris got home, their mum had already been in to tidy the girl’s room.

Chris shared a hilarious picture with his sister, which appeared to show the dildo neatly placed next to her pens and pencils.

He told her: “I just got home and she appears to have put it with your pencils.”

Thankfully, Chris’ sister could see the funny side as she responded: “I’m in hysterics. I can’t breath.”

LADbible Group/Chris
LADbible Group/Chris

Chris told us: “I reckon my mum genuinely didn’t know what it was I think she must have thought it was a novelty rubber or something.”

Blimey, bless that woman.

The dildo sat on the girl’s desk for about a week, until her brother decided to move it to a slightly more private place.

There is an important lesson to be learned here – and that’s that all mums are angels and that you shouldn’t leave your sex toys lying around. Because when the two things combine, it’s only going to end in the most awkward way imaginable.

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