Are These The Best or Worst Pickup Lines? Part One

• How do you do pickup lines?

Whether you use them or they’re used on you, pickup lines are here to stay. Tell me, are these the best or the worst?

• You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
• You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
• Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
• I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks. Is this one of the greatest pickup lines?
• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
• Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
• Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
• You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
• If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.
• I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
• Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
• You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
• You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
• Have we met? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend /boyfriend.
• Excuse me, is your name chamomile? Because you look like a hot -tea!
• Knock-knock. Who’s there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
• Is it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams. At least this would be one of the funnier pickup lines used and could make you laugh, which isn’t a bad way to start.
• Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.
• If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
• Hey, I’m Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
• Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
• I’m not so good at holding conversations… is it OK if I hold your hand instead?
• If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
• Would you like to see a picture of a beautiful person? OK… let me find a mirror.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
• Do you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together.
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Cupid called. He told me to tell you he needs my heart back.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
• Have I mentioned that I’m writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it’s missing your number.
• Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so-da-licious!
• I would’ve said “God bless you” after that sneeze, but it looks like he already has.
• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen.
• Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! And the dumbest of all the pickup lines goes to..
• You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
• Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
• I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending. 
• Is your name Ariel? Cause we mer-made for each other.
• I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
• What’s that amazing perfume you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just you? I can’t get enough.
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
• I was blinded by your beauty… You’ll have to give me your name and number for insurance purposes.

What do you think of these pickup lines so far? For more, follow the link to read Are These The Best or Worst Pickup Lines? Part Two.