Are These The Best or Worst Pickup Lines? Part Two

• Best or worst, what’s your opinion?

If you missed it, be sure to read Are These The Best or Worst Pickup Lines? Part One. Because this is part two.

• Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
• Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
• Hi, I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Mr. Right… Someone said you were looking for me?
• I’m confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U.
• Do you have any Neosporin? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Life without you is like a broken pencil… totally pointless.
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
• If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
• I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
• Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
• Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes. Best or worst? This is funny and cheesy, maybe a solid 6/10.
• Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
• I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
• Sorry, can you help me? I think something’s wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
• You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
• I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
• Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
• Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we’re headed somewhere magical.
• Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie! Best or worst? It’s not bad for a cheesy pickup line.
• You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
• I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
• Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
• If you were a chicken, you’d be absolutely impeccable.
• Have they already suspended your license for driving all these guys crazy?
• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
• You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day. Best or worst? This has to be the best pickup line and the most classic.
• If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
• Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
• You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day. Best or worst? This has to be the best pickup line and the most classic.
• Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
• Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because dam!
• Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
• How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
• Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you. 
• Aside from being drop dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
• I don’t consider myself a hoarder but I really would like to keep you forever.
• You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
• I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

What do you think of all these pickup lines? Any favorites left off the list?