The Absolute Worst Movies Ever Made

• According to me, of course. Do you agree?

These are the absolute worst movies ever made, in my personal opinion. As a movie lover, these are so bad I wouldn’t even suggest trying them, and I’ll tell you why they are the worst.

Buried

Ryan Renold’s stars in this 2010 drama/mystery/thriller. With absolute certainty, this is one of the worst movies ever made. Why, do you ask? The entire movie is Paul, the main character, in a wooden coffin, buried alive. Originally, the entire movie cost 5,000 to make. (In contrast with most movies average cost of $100-150 million to make. So ya.)

John Wick

This takes the cake for the absolute top of worst movies ever. How, just how, are there what, three of these movies? (Wow, just looked to confirm. There are four John Wick’s.) This movie is pure shoot ‘em up, guns and violence from wall to wall. And for what? Because someone killed his dog? Understandable to be devastated, dogs are people to some people. But it’s just really hard to get past what happens after the dog’s death. It’s a movie, I know but just not one that I want to watch, much less four of them. Is there any kind of a storyline in the 3^rd, 4^th, or 5^th? Tell me otherwise, do you love John Wick?

30 Days of Night

At some point in my 20s, someone took me to see this movie for my birthday, which is on Halloween. All I remember is the vampires “yelling” sounded like screaming pigs, and it was not good. Do you love vampire movies? Should I try again? This is top five of the worst movies ever.

Focus

The whole reason I watched this movie is because someone loved it, but it was not good. It’s an off romance between Will Smith and Margot Robbie, but they have no spark whatsoever. It honestly leaves you wondering, do they like each other at all? The storyline is weak at best and a very underwhelming movie all around. Have you seen this movie? If so, comment on what you thought of it!

Napoleon Dynamite

Some say this movie is stupid and others say it’s so stupid, it’s funny. What’s not to like? There is weird high school dynamics, family drama, and so much dry humor, you can’t help but laugh. One of the best parts is when Pedro builds a cake for his crush. He makes it himself, drops it off at her house, rings the doorbell, and then runs away. How pure is that? Also, when the uncle scoops the steak off of Kip’s plate and then throws it at Napoleon’s face when Pedro is dropping him off on his bicycle? Just classic, dumb, funny, humor. Do you think this is one of the worst movies ever made?

Here are a 20 movies Wikipedia lists (from multiple sources) as the “films considered the worst”:

1. Maniac
2. Reefer Madness
3. The Terror of a Tiny Town
4. The Babe Ruth Story
5. No Orchids for Miss Blandish
6. Glen or Glenda
7. Robot Monster
8. The Conqueror
9. Fire Maidens from Outer Space
10. Plan 9 from Outer Space
11. The creeping terror
12. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
13. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (If anything, this is the longest title for the worst movie ever made, right?)
14. Monster a Go-Go
15. Manos: The Hands of Fate
16. A Place for Lovers
17. They Saved Hitler’s Brain
18. Myra Breckinridge
19. Zaat
20. An American Hippie in Israel

And there are so many more. What are the worst movies ever made, according to you? Do you agree with these terrible movies?

Honestly, absolutely any movie over two hours long is a hard no from me.