10 Best Cars to Have Sex In (According to Car Fans)

  • These are the cars you need for revving up both an engine and your sweetheart.

Young love and a heated moment of romance in the backseat of a car go together like a horse and carriage. Oh, don’t even try — you know you did it.

But not every vehicle is built for a spontaneous romp. Trying to get your freak on in a VW Beetle, for example, would probably not be very comfortable.

That just begs the question — what cars are the best for doing the at-least-somewhat horizontal monster mash? A recent survey asked car enthusiasts this very question.

So, here are the 10 best cars to get dirty in, as nominated by people who have likely given them a test drive.

10. Subaru Outback Wagon

Subaru Outback has plenty of cargo space, especially if you fold the back seats down. There’s enough space to almost fit a double-size mattress in there.

This makes the Outback an amazing vehicle for camping. Or when you need to go out back for some smooching.

9. Honda Fit

Honda Fit is a humble car that doesn’t boast with its size. But once you get in, you realize just how roomy the vehicle is.

Both the front and back seats fold for a nice area to lie down. The ceiling is also surprisingly high, so you won’t be banging your head on it constantly.

8. Mercedes Benz 600 Grosser Pullman

Not everybody has access to a 1960s luxury limo like the Mercedes Benz 600 Grosser Pullman. But if you do, you’ll have enough space for a ménage à trois or more.

The limo is sized like a small apartment and it also has handy privacy curtains to block prying eyes. And afterward, you can enjoy a bottle of bubbly out of the cooler cabinet.

7. Toyota RAV4 (First Generation)

 

The first iteration of Toyota RAV4 allowed you to tilt every seat back completely flat. The well-cushioned seats are pretty comfortable, making this compact SUV a great car for sleeping in.

And that also means it’s great for other things as well. The car sells for a few thousand bucks these days, in case you’re looking for a comfortable budget sex mobile.

6. 2002 Mercury Grand Marquis

Mercury Grand Marquis is admittedly a grandpa car, which might be a bit of a turn-off. But it shows that you don’t need a van or an SUV to have plenty of space for getting dirty.

The Grand Marquis is a big car, so although the back seats don’t go down, you can do so with some space to spare. And as an added bonus, no one will bother you. Who would suspect something seedy might be happening in your granddad’s car?

5. Jeep Cherokee XJ

Want to get away from curious onlookers for some car-based action? Jeep Cherokee XJ goes so far off-road that you won’t have to worry about anyone finding you.

Additionally, the back seats fold flat and the hood is pretty tall to provide further cover. Just be careful about the temperature, because the engine tends to run hot.

4. Plymouth Barracuda (2nd Gen)

The second-generation Plymouth Barracuda is a great pick for both fans of classic cars and true romantics. It has a big, wide back window, which makes up almost the entire roof.

Just fold down the backseats, throw down a blanket, and admire the stars with your special someone. Make sure you’re away from people, though, because a passing cop can see in just as well as you can see out.

3. Honda S-MX

Finding a Honda S-MX might be kind of challenging. But if you like car sex, it might be worth the effort because all the seats flatten completely.

They’re also very nicely cushioned, so you have plenty of room and comfort. So much, in fact, that you can bring some toys with you to turn the car into Honda BDSM-X.

2. Dodge Ram (First Gen)

Cars used to be bigger back in the day. Dodge Ram’s first iteration is a big pickup with a big cargo bed.

There’s plenty of room for a couple to lie down on a mattress next to a cooler of drinks. Just check the weather forecast beforehand, since you won’t have much cover.

1. Honda Element

If you’re going to do it in any car, make it the Honda Element. This compact SUV doesn’t look very roomy but it has a significant advantage — its flexible interior lets you collapse and flatten every seat.

There’s also a sunroof if you need a bit more vertical room, plentiful cup holders to put your drink in, and the cargo area cover rises up to partially obscure the immediate view from the outside. Oh, and the floor is vinyl so you can easily clean it.

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